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Special Containment Procedures: SCP-789-J is kept in my toilet and only i can talk to it well, that about answers it. it's kept in james' toilet (and seemingly has no means of escape), which he is hopefully smart enough to not take a shit on. you can consider james' restroom (which i hope isn't also the light containment zone restroom) its containment cell, and since he's the head researcher ...

Nov 22, 2020 · Nah scp 729-J. The little fucker killed Scp 682, scared scp 076-2, And scp 3000 gave the "Regrty Forgety" For free. These all are so dangerous, and the little fucker managed to overpower them.

Feb 5, 2023 · I kinda want dry humor or humor similar to SCP-504 (Critical tomatoes). Maybe a tint of dark comedy. Like the researcher that paused himself pressing pause on SCP-5510 possibly forever, or the researcher that shrunk himself on SCP-4780 and couldn't even get the SCP file posted in universe LMAO. Stupid ass disappointed his legs.

Apr 8, 2013 · SCP-789-J travels around in butts. you can only get rid of it by wiping. that is the moral of the story.

SCP-789-J travels around in butts. you can only get rid of it by wiping. that is the moral of the story. Wipe ya butt if you don't want a nasty poop ghost living in there Reply reply

Jul 17, 2023 · Title essentially. Google didn’t help at all Edit: It’s SCP-789, read it if u want.

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Jun 19, 2024 · Mine has probably gotta be either SCP-789-J or SCP-719M4-J. Joke SCPs can be found here. You can also find any joke SCPs because they all have -J at…

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