“I’d love to see a world where people have to face up to the words they say. “I don’t think any player has had someone walk up to them and say to their face the things people say online.

The album garnered critical acclaim and spawned successful commercial tracks such as Peaches, a Billboard Hot 200 chart-topper ... where my face was partially paralyzed,' he said.

Both adds are now as mercifully dead as Heinz Toast Toppers. (Which were not without their devotees – cans can still be sourced, presumably on the dark Web, for £50 a pop.) Entire dishes ...