Here are 150 funny jokes to have up your sleeve, for when you really need a laugh even if you do think they're a bit cringe. Why did the bicycle collapse?

My funny and gorgeous and smart and cool and hilarious Galentine. You’re the Mary-Kate to my Ashley. The Rachel to my Monica.

That includes your dad, who's bound to steal these witticisms for his own arsenal of funny jokes. For example ... They’re always short. What do you call a bear with no teeth?

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Whether you totally love Valentine's Day or are counting down the days until Feb. 15, we're here with a list of funny Valentine's Day jokes to ensure that, either way, your heart-shaped holiday is ...