“I’m a Gummy Bear (The Gummy Bear Song),” a nearly-twenty-year-old viral internet song featuring the green gummy bear Gummibär, is headed to the bigscreen.

For the record, Gummy Bears is only a codename for the project, so it’s unlikely to involve the Haribo sweet of the same name. (Or indeed the knock-off Disney cartoon Adventures Of The Gummi Bears.) ...