"If they pass the squat test and still look opaque ... If you’re wanting to channel Noughties Kate Moss over the more gothic Claudia Winkleman, "pointed loafers bring the polish, ballet ...

“If they pass the squat test and still look opaque ... If you want to channel Noughties Kate Moss over the more gothic Claudia Winkleman, “pointed loafers bring the polish, ballet flats ...

Claudia Winkleman has been busy overseeing the back ... There’s no sign of Clarksie, however – he must be busy at Diddley Squat farm – although he’s there in footage form.

“If they pass the squat test and still look opaque ... If you’re wanting to channel Noughties Kate Moss over the more gothic Claudia Winkleman, “pointed loafers bring the polish, ballet ...