Cleanest butt around." "Toilet paper literally spreads a thin layer of poo all over the immediate area; it's really ...

Jasmine Shi is a junior in the School of Communications and is the satire editor for The Eagle. This article was edited by ...

Most Americans grew up using toilet paper. And many might not even know ... If you were walking barefoot in a park or yard and stepped in dog poop, would you only use a couple of napkins to ...

he asks. “Using toilet paper alone just wipes and smears your poop.” Then there’s all the toilet paper that you end up not using with a bidet. Sure, you’ll likely have to dry off with a ...