We first need to stop in at the Spar in Paddock Place on the edge of Smelly Marsh, the polluted estuary of the Diep River which is playing havoc with property values all along the Milnerton coast.

In the one-minute clip, Gaga rocks a dress with a floral wing covering her right arm while sitting across from host Sean Evans. “I’m gonna eat with one hand, because I’m fashion impaired,” she jokes ...