Jesus replies, “If you knew the gift of God, and who it is that is saying to you, ‘Give me a drink,’ you would have asked him, and he would have given you living water” (4:9–10).

One Hades fan has imagined what Jesus Christ would look like in Hades, complete with three blessings. He would offer you Three Days, Living Water, or Communion Bread, with the former replenishing ...