While these vampire jokes don't bite, they are a real pain in the neck. Consider yourself warned. What’s a vampire’s favorite holiday? Fangs-giving. What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit?

From short Halloween puns like, “Fangs for ... riff on bats, bites, necks and just about everything else you can think of ...

Silver Screen Collection / Getty Images Today it’s hard to imagine a vampire without fangs. The undead have appeared in western folklore since at least the 18th century, yet most historians ...