Everything else (garlic included) is optional. Oh, and one other thing: While these vampire jokes don't bite, they are a real pain in the neck. Consider yourself warned. What’s a vampire’s ...

No one loves sexy vampires and their strange seductions as much as the king of weird himself, director Jesús Franco. Finished in 1973 and released in 1975, Franco’s film Female Vampire, also known as ...

These nocturnal monsters feed off the blood of humans, usually by biting them in the neck. Once the person is bitten, they too become a vampire, as if vampirism is a kind of virus. Vampires live ...