Black Mountain Side introduces cosmic horror into the equation, and while the movie as a whole can’t quite live up to its eldritch ... actually scary or just a silly monster mash-up.

Why let purple things with tentacles and maws have all the fun? These five spells will make YOU the eldritch horror!

How is it possible that such a silly Godzilla and such a somber one ... reimagines the King of the Monsters as an eldritch horror that symbolizes the Fukushima nuclear accident and the government ...