For years, we've all had a childish giggle whenever we saw the Phillies and Pirates play, and the NBC Sports Philadelphia score bug would read P 0 0 P -- a scoreless game, but yeah, it says POOP.

"On average, once every five minutes. So if you've got a 2-hour game, you can do the math about how much poop might be on the field. We don't show it all though, because then we'd have to call it ...