The reason patent attorneys get paid so much money is that no one in their right mind would ever want to be a patent attorney. Thus, we can all nod and smile as if we understand as Palworld developers Pocketpair releases a statement about precisely which patents Nintendo is claiming the Pokémon-alike game is violating.

Palworld developer Pocketpair got hit with a 10 million yen lawsuit, up to $66,000 in current exchange rates, by Nintendo and the Pokemon company. 5 million yen is for damages, while the rest covers additional costs for late payments.