PlayStation UK has just joined the "morning routine" bandwagon, but Kratos' take is more survival mode than self-care.
Now a god, but still plagued by madness, Kratos must journey to the far reaches of the earth, defeating untold horrors, in a quest to change his fate.
God of War's Kratos has had a busy life: he's birthed a teenager, slain the gods, and grown the kind of luscious beard that would make a lumberjack fume - all that and he's only 20 years old!