Duke Theseus might rule over the court but this is the land of the fairies, ruled by my master, King Oberon and his Queen Titania, which usually works fine, but they’re arguing at the moment and ...

One of them is called Nick Bottom. Seriously! Oh look some Fairies! The king’s Oberon, the queen’s Titania, and the guy with the flappy wings is Puck. Cute! Except, how cute is arguing over ...