Text this hilarious happy birthday meme to a long-distance friend. Or better yet, go old-school by creating a card with this ...

Happy birthday to your wife! That is, your sweet, wonderful, funny, smart, loving ... and writing her the perfect card. You may not realize it, but those thoughtfully selected words offering ...

My funny and gorgeous and smart and cool and hilarious Galentine. You’re the Mary-Kate to my Ashley. The Rachel to my Monica.